Here’s the story.
I watch a lot of Adult Swim on the Cartoon Network as I fall asleep at night.
I can’t get enough of the Venture Brothers, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Sea Lab 2021, Harvey Birdman, Cowboy Bebop and Squidbillies. Morel Orel is one of those shows that makes me cringe, but I don’t turn away, but Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show I can’t tolerate.
Anyway, during the run of programming during the late hours, AXE body spray is advertised frequently.
Their ad for their Dark Temptation body spray (which must be a chocolate scent from all I can assume and gather) really wigs me out.
The women in the ad biting off chunks of the chocolate dude are just odd and his melting his own arm for a female-enticing fondue or breaking off his own nose are just creepy.
Here’s an Argentinian version of the ad that airs on Adult Swim. It’s the only 60 second version I could find on Youtube.
Let me know if this weirds you out as much as it does me.
Or maybe it’s just me.
The Squirrel Queen 
Not just you. *shudder*
Holly, I’m glad to hear that I’m not the only one disturbed by this chocolate dream man.
I’ll have nightmares about that. It’s somehow really gross.
so the director says, “what’s my motivation?” and someone tells him to make a “sexy, yet cannibalistic commercial.”
i don’t think meatwad would approve.
When me and B saw this we were stunned and had to have more beer. ugh
Hmmm, that was interesting. Looks like somethings will always remain mystery.
I myself has been trying to solve the mystery of the legend that forces you to have “earn it before
having it”, for a wile now. Could not understand much though.
Let me know in case you get to understand the mystery of the Old Hound and the Legend
By the way, good writing style. I’d love to read more on similar topics