Here at the Squirrel Queen’s palace, we celebrated Snake Week back in the spring of 2008 when a confluence of reptile stories caught my eye.
Now the feathered fever is involving humans.
It seems a man in Detroit attacked his neighbor with frozen chicken parts. The wallop from the 10-pound bag resulted in stitches for the woman. The clucker attack came after the same man stabbed his mother in the neck with a fork. The assaults were the results of his requests for cash being denied.
I’m guessing a man comporting himself in such a manner didn’t say “please” when he requested their money.
Arrests were made and the man is now cooped up.