Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching.
I know all of you out there are wondering what to get your loved one … flowers, chocolates, a massage.
How about a bleeding candy heart?
Come on. Nothing says “love” like an ooey gooey sticky sweet treat that gushes blood with every bite. Nom nom nom.
Of course, this gift might not be the best for those “faint of heart”, but who wants to hang out with them.
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For the zombie love of your life, I present the ultimate Valentine’s gift – chocolate BRAINS.
If you aren’t in a committed relationship and you’re trying to woo a zombie, you might want to try a chocolate human heart (anatomically correct of course).
If all this romance leads to a betrothal, the happy couple may want a zombie wedding cake.
Newscoma, that’s for you.
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