Tag Archives: McCain

Truett Says ‘Go Vote’

Be prepared for cute overload.

It’s a four-year-old non-partisan patriot encouraging you to get out and perform your civic duty and vote Nov. 4.


Wandering McCain

If you saw any of the debate between Obama and McCain at Belmont University in Nashville, you saw an awful lot of the Republican candidate ambling around the stage like the chip in his head had gone bad.

He wandered aimlessly through the background of shots of Obama as the Democratic candidate answered his questions. He shuffled into the foreground while moderator Tom Brokaw was speaking.

After watching him wander the stage I now understand why nursing homes have alarms on their doors.

McCain provided plenty of fodder for the late night comedians from SNL to Conan.

Here’s a video of everybody from Leno to John Stewart and SNL and Conan riffing on the rambling man.

Defining Maverick

Here’s the only Maverick I want on my team – James Garner.

Now think about this, Cuppa Joe pointed out last night on Twitter during the VP debate that Palin kept referring to her maverick “teammate” and the maverick “team”.

Ummm, mavericks don’t play on teams; they’re more of the loner type.

It’s kind of like saying “I’m a subservient anarchist.”

Will Palin Shoot the McCain Moose?

In the spirit of a Dick Fudd Cheney hunting expedition, Sarah Palin is one election and a moose hunt away from ascending to the presidency of the United States.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Please think before you vote.

Gas Prices Rising = Beer Conspiracy

Oh, this just sums it all up for me.

Suddenly I’m thirsty.

Hops to the rescue.

Unless we elect John McCain, who plans on vetoing BEER!!!!

How on earth could anyone vote for a man who’s already on record as saying he will deny the American people Beer, the golden lager of the Gods.

We’ve already been through one Prohibition and rose up to smite those laws down.

I go back to the Founding Fathers who set this country on the path we have followed successfully for more than two centuries.

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to prosper.”

Read those words that were stated by the brilliant Ben Franklin and know that McCain is aligned with the devil if he thinks he will be able to keep the barley and hops from our breathalyzer breath.

God bless Ben Franklin and Hooray, Beer.