Oh where oh where can I order one of these?
I don’t care so much about the pickpocket option, but I would be interested in one that doesn’t fling its own poo. Or anyone else’s poo for that matter. No poo flinging in general, just to be clear.
Oh, and non-smoking of course.
Via: Sober in a Nightclub
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I spotted this on Saturday in Paris, Tennessee and I think it applies to me.
One man (Louie) leaves his key to his apartment with a friend before heading out of town for a week in early December.
Inspired friend invites mischievous elves loaded with Christmas paper and tape over to the temporarily-vacant abode.
Everything got the treatment, including dish towels, curtains, light switch plates and the food inside the fridge and freezer. Nothing escaped their paper.
More Christmas merriment to further tweak your need for alternative carols.
It’s by The Vestibules’ Christmas on Acid with visuals from most of your favorite holiday cartoons. Ahhh, nostalgia.
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I ran across this mash-up of Han Solo from Star Wars and Tony Montana from Scarface over at the Entertainment Weekly site.
It’s funny stuff, although there is some adult language involved. Hey, it’s Tony freakin’ Montana people. Of course, there are some F-bombs involved.
EW also has a Star Trek/A-Team mash-up, if you’re so inclined.
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Happy Thanksgiving to all who stop by here today.
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You’ve always heard about actors whose talent is praised by the phrase “could read the phone book” and hold an audience’s attention.
Christopher Walken pulls off the adage, but instead of using the yellow pages, he recites Lady Gaga’s pop hit “Poker Face.”
There’s been another recent rendition of the same tune. South Park’s Cartman character breaks out his best Lady Gaga in Episode 11 “Whale Whores” of Season 13.
No bluffing, both performances are comedy gold.
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