Halloween Sluts

I ran across this new Halloween-themed song by Jill Sobule.

Laughter ensued.

I think the title of her ditty says it all – “Women Whose Halloween Costume Is Just That They’re Slutty.

Here’s a snippet.

It’s women whose Halloween costume is just that they’re slutty
That’s not a costume at all. What happened to Witches and monsters?
They left the Halloween Ball

You can go over to Huffington Post and just read the rest of the lyrics, but I recommend you listen to Sobule’s Halloween song to get the full effect.

The lack of imagination in recent costume seasons is underwhelming. Sobule speaks out about slutty holiday garb, and this is coming from someone who “Kissed a Girl.”

If you don’t mind undead hot chicks, I can show you a zombie calendar girl.

If you want to see some really creative costumes, check out this post of sushi Halloween costumes from last year.

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3 responses to “Halloween Sluts

  1. I think the reason that all those girls like to dress like sluts on Halloween is because they don’t want to spend money on costumes. Instead, they just raid their closets and pick something they already own.

    Whores.

  2. Catherinette, it’s more like cheap whores.

  3. Is it easier to further suppress girls (by making them fear the pictures they show are going to be used by someone malicious) or change everyone’s views on the girls who post photos of themselves?

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