I ran across this new Halloween-themed song by Jill Sobule.
I think the title of her ditty says it all – “Women Whose Halloween Costume Is Just That They’re Slutty.”
Here’s a snippet.
It’s women whose Halloween costume is just that they’re slutty
That’s not a costume at all. What happened to Witches and monsters?
They left the Halloween Ball
The lack of imagination in recent costume seasons is underwhelming. Sobule speaks out about slutty holiday garb, and this is coming from someone who “Kissed a Girl.”
If you don’t mind undead hot chicks, I can show you a zombie calendar girl.
If you want to see some really creative costumes, check out this post of sushi Halloween costumes from last year.