Daily Archives: June 12, 2008

Office Rampage Video A Hoax

It seems we all got punked by the recent video flying around the Inntertubes of the dude going ballistic in the office.

Ron has the scoop over at Pop Fi.

It seems the clip was released to tease us about the new Angelina Jolie movie named “Wanted.”

If I’m going to see that movie in the theater, it will be to see Angelina, not because some viral video showed an office worker tossing computer monitors.

According to the Russian director Timur Bekmambetov on his blog (which is written in Russian, so don’t bother going over there unless you speak the language), the clip is supposed to express how we all need to escape our everyday life.

I’m guessing if the “worker” escaped that office in “real life”, the only place he was headed was to a lockdown in a jail for 24 hours or so until bail was reached and then he’d get a nice trip to court when all his coworkers sued him for mental stress, etc.

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Gas Prices Rising = Beer Conspiracy

Oh, this just sums it all up for me.

Suddenly I’m thirsty.

Hops to the rescue.

Unless we elect John McCain, who plans on vetoing BEER!!!!

How on earth could anyone vote for a man who’s already on record as saying he will deny the American people Beer, the golden lager of the Gods.

We’ve already been through one Prohibition and rose up to smite those laws down.

I go back to the Founding Fathers who set this country on the path we have followed successfully for more than two centuries.

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to prosper.”

Read those words that were stated by the brilliant Ben Franklin and know that McCain is aligned with the devil if he thinks he will be able to keep the barley and hops from our breathalyzer breath.

God bless Ben Franklin and Hooray, Beer.