We expect our Commander in Chief living on Pennsylvania Avenue to serve us to the best of their ability.
Now, even without Homeland Security, they can protect us in our bedrooms or wherever you kids are doing “it” in this modern age.
For the Red State version, they’re promoted with the tag line, “Give your ‘troops’ the protection they deserve.”
For the Blue State version, the site says, “The economy’s a ball-buster and the surge went flaccid… but now there’s Obama Condoms, for a change you can believe in!”
So go out and vote with a body part other than your heart or your brain.