Let’s just say it right at the front end, break out your best “Why did the chicken cross the road punch lines” for this post.
I may have seen it all after reading about the chicken bomb found in Connecticut.
Yes, you read that right … chicken bomb.
And no, I’m not talking about the devious, “payback is hell” milk chicken bomb you place in someone’s heating vent.
Nor is this a story about a clucker with a beer can shoved up its rear end and placed on a barbecue grill.
What I’m about to share with you is just plain strange.
It seems a motorist in Simsbury, Connecticut spotted a raw roaster on the side of the thoroughfare with a pipe bomb stuck inside its body cavity.
Police were callled in.
The Hartford bomb squad detonated the bombastic bird.
No arrests have been made.