Daily Archives: June 10, 2008

Chicken Bomb in Connecticut

Let’s just say it right at the front end, break out your best “Why did the chicken cross the road punch lines” for this post.

I may have seen it all after reading about the chicken bomb found in Connecticut.

Yes, you read that right … chicken bomb.

And no, I’m not talking about the devious, “payback is hell” milk chicken bomb you place in someone’s heating vent.

Nor is this a story about a clucker with a beer can shoved up its rear end and placed on a barbecue grill.

What I’m about to share with you is just plain strange.

It seems a motorist in Simsbury, Connecticut spotted a raw roaster on the side of the thoroughfare with a pipe bomb stuck inside its body cavity.

Police were callled in.

The Hartford bomb squad detonated the bombastic bird.

No arrests have been made.

Now giving the Unabomber some competition, it’s the Col. Sandersbomber.

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Presidential Candidate Condoms

We expect our Commander in Chief living on Pennsylvania Avenue to serve us to the best of their ability.

Now, even without Homeland Security, they can protect us in our bedrooms or wherever you kids are doing “it” in this modern age.

Yes, via ObamaCondoms and McCainCondoms, you’ll be safe from unwanted pregnancies.

For the Red State version, they’re promoted with the tag line, “Give your ‘troops’ the protection they deserve.”

For the Blue State version, the site says, “The economy’s a ball-buster and the surge went flaccid… but now there’s Obama Condoms, for a change you can believe in!

So go out and vote with a body part other than your heart or your brain.

Freaky Penguins

I know Newscoma has been on a penguin kick of late and I’ve brought you a bit of Pen Zen with a link to the 24-hour camera at the Tennessee Aquarium and even flying penguins, but today I present what may be the freakiest penguins ever captured on film.

Nobody sees the rest of the world the same way the Bollywood directors do, that’s for certain.

Wow.