I love bacon.
Crispy, greasy bacon.
I may have found the answer to my prayers.
It’s the Bacon of the Month Club.
Shipped right to my door, every 30 days or so, an “artisan” bacon. MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm.
The salty pig flesh isn’t the only thing members receive.
Why for a mere $150 I will receive an official membership card, a monthly bacon comic strip, a pig ballpoint pen, a pig’s nose (of the costume variety, not an actual fleshy snout), a T-shirt, recipes to use my fancy bacon in and an oinker-shaped toy.
This would be money well spent, I can tell.
However, there is a lot this membership doesn’t include.
I guess nothing is perfect.