The Squirrel Queen certainly mourns when one of her legion is dispatched to the mighty oak tree in the sky.
Maybe the best way to honor the fallen squirrels is a casket shaped like an acorn. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
There are folks in the UK who do this sort of thing, crafting coffins shaped like everything from skateboards to box kites to garbage dumpsters. No, I’m not making this up.
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