The FUTURE


Cancer – A wandering feline disturbs your neighborhood on Saturday night; beware of Leo the Lion. For luck on Sunday, eat only green food. Put aside petty feelings for the betterment of all on Tuesday.
Leo – Arguments result only in hurt feelings, not solutions, on Saturday; play peacemaker instead of war monger. You’ll meet someone who is the dip to match your chip on Monday. Your lucky number on Tuesday is equal to the
number of coins under your couch cushions times 44.
Virgo – Heed a warning you receive on Saturday. You have the knowledge everyone needs on Monday; be patient with all the demands on your time. Keep a camera handy on Wednesday; photographic evidence may be necessary later to back up your wild claim.
Libra – Saturday will create more than enough chaos to tip the scales out of balance. A long question needs only a short answer on Sunday; don’t hem or haw. Luxury is unnecessary on Tuesday; stick with the basics.
Scorpio – A Saturday afternoon siesta may be required to survive the evening; grab some serious shuteye. For luck on Monday, avoid using the word “the” in conversations. A new romance heats up higher than the thermometer’s
mercury on Wednesday.
Sagittarius – Spend Saturday night rehashing old times with a friend; you need to rediscover your bond. Your ego inflates larger than Barry Bonds‘ head during his home run
binge after a compliment on Monday. An encounter in a parking lot leaves more than a ding on Wednesday.
Capricorn – Purge all negative thoughts on Saturday; put on a happy face. Mighty oaks grow from tiny acorns; don’t disparage a little idea on Monday. Gossip creates havoc on Wednesday; keep the lips zipped.
Aquarius – Own up to your mistakes on Saturday and then move on. Avoid clowns with and without greasepaint on Monday. The chores on your list will be long, but take some time for yourself on Tuesday.
Pisces – Saturday the meek will get run over; be assertive. Your lucky number on Sunday is equal to the number of black Rams you spy on the streets between 1:17 and 4:33 p.m. You’ll receive sage advice from an unexpected
source on Tuesday.
Aries – Avoid overheating on Saturday; hydrate. It may be best to cut some ties on Monday; hone your knife. Wednesday, a busy day at work won’t allow you to take a mental vacation.
Taurus – Get a move on and get your groove on; a hot date steams up things on Saturday.Tuesday, for luck, spell artichoke aloud before dialing the phone. The atmosphere on Wednesday resembles a canine/feline, love/hate relationship.
Gemini – For luck on Saturday, avoid wearing shoes. Get a move on and get your groove on; a hot date steams up
things on Saturday. Relish the moment on Monday; but don’t act like a hot dog. Put aside jealousy on Wednesday and congratulate your rival.

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One response to “The FUTURE

  1. Serena,
    Why do I always get the crap horoscopes?
    Love,
    Newscoma

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