Last week it was an invasion of Boston by the Mooninites; this week it’s a lunar love triangle. NASA publicists must be spinning so fast their heads will pop off at any moment.
So you’re in love with an astronaut. Better keep a check over your shoulder to make sure his psycho wanna-be girlfriend isn’t sneaking up on you.
There are a few sure-fire signs to watch out for. If you see a woman approaching you wearing both a diaper and a wig, it is smart to hustle up and get in your car. It is not smart to roll your window down to talk to this crazy-eyed stranger because she’s toting pepper spray and is willing to use it.
Does anyone else think the crazy astronaut Lisa Nowak’s mugshot looks like Katie Couric before the CBS makeup artists get ahold of her?