squirrel mullet mania

Move over GI Joe.
Jerwayne Jr. is moving his monster truck and bass boat into your neighborhood.

Trailertrashdoll.com has created a companion for its Trash Talkin’ Turleen Doll, the famous pregnant white trash doll that says such catchy phrases as “Pour me a double, I’m drinking fer two.”
Ah, these Barbie ripoffs sporting mullets have allowed me to find a whole new world that appreciates and/or mocks the SFLB hairstyle. Not familiar with the acronym SFLB? Why, it stands for the obvious “Short in the Front, Long in the Back.”
There are even international sites devoted to the infamous “Kentucky Waterfall” hair-don’t.
If you think only hockey players in the NHL (Go Preds!) and Andre Agassi circa 1986 are the only jocks to rock the mullet, au contraire my friend. Long distance runners also love the long flowing locks (at least in the back). I’m digging their slogan, “It’s a short sprint up top, but a long run coming down.”
If you’re now inspired to have a new look. Send your stylist to this site before you go under the scissors for your makeover.
Mmm, hhhmm, mullets!!


7 responses to “squirrel mullet mania

  1. You’re BACK! I’m so glad to see you here!! Having lived in Ky. for 20 years, I’ll officially say I haven’t had a Barbie Mullet(especially if no one can find the pictures!). ha.

  2. Thank God your back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Huzzah! Between this and NC’s birthday, it’ll be a week to celebrate!

    I could use that…

  4. You forgot to mention the King of the Mullet Nation, Mr. Joe Dirt himself.

  5. I’m so glad you are back too, can’t wait to have a few cocktails w/ you in knoxvegas…

    Nothin like a good mullett, ey??

    I had a mullett when I was a softmore in hs.. even had one side shaved really short… but I think it was in style then, I believe they called it ‘the 80’s’….but I admit my big hair did ‘extend’ into the 90’s it was so BIG..

  6. hey, why not a whole toy line to go with those dolls, a meth-house playset that can explode!!

    maybe even a TV show, called Pimp My Doublwide.–>

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