Patrick and the Princess

So, everybody is rooting for Danica Patrick to win the Indy 500 this weekend.
If she wins, she’ll chugalug some milk, (an Indy tradition). If she wins, she might kneel and kiss the bricks at the finish line, (a racing tradition).
If she wins, she’ll drive her car into the winner’s circle where she’ll be greeted by many well-wishers (a racing tradition).
If she wins, she’ll get a kiss from the Indy 500 Princess. (an Indy tradition).
Make that, probably, everybody is rooting for Danica except the Indy 500 Princess, who has to kiss the winner.
Kissing the winner of the big race is just one of the obligations for the fair maiden who wins the Princess crown. These women are scholars who must maintain a lofty grade-point average and follow a strict code of conduct, which includes a chaste public appearance with paramours.
But does this Princess code include kissing a woman in public.
I guess we’ll find out if Danica takes the checkered flag at the end of the 500.
Vroom, vroom, vroom!

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