Chicken Bomb in Connecticut

Let’s just say it right at the front end, break out your best “Why did the chicken cross the road punch lines” for this post.

I may have seen it all after reading about the chicken bomb found in Connecticut.

Yes, you read that right … chicken bomb.

And no, I’m not talking about the devious, “payback is hell” milk chicken bomb you place in someone’s heating vent.

Nor is this a story about a clucker with a beer can shoved up its rear end and placed on a barbecue grill.

What I’m about to share with you is just plain strange.

It seems a motorist in Simsbury, Connecticut spotted a raw roaster on the side of the thoroughfare with a pipe bomb stuck inside its body cavity.

Police were callled in.

The Hartford bomb squad detonated the bombastic bird.

No arrests have been made.

Now giving the Unabomber some competition, it’s the Col. Sandersbomber.